One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater! (Aussie Curves)

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky

It had one long horn and one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee

It looks like a purple people eater to me

It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

Sure looks good to me

That's a song, right?

This week's Aussie Curves challenge was “song”. I struggled with this, because it's so open to interpretation I couldn't settle on one idea! But I was feeling purple, so I ate some people.
Nom nom nom.

Tummy full of peoplez

Potential indigestion face

Dress: thrifted (Savers)

Peplum thing (jacket? top? tacket? jopet?): City Chic

Tights: City Chic

This babin' necklace came from Thailand. 

Sorry lovers!

These shoes are a non-brand, but they're amazing because they're plastic

and function as gumboots!!!one!!eleveneleven

Why yes! I have been wearing lots of lipstick lately! Thanks for noticing! Seriously, Lime Crime has changed my life. I am now a checkerboard lipstick chick!

But i'm still an uber-spaz at putting it on and keeping it off my teeth. Tips? Anyone?

ERMAGERD! Lickstick!
Lime Crime / Poisonberry

Also, I know it's not Tuesday, but I splooshed uber hard today, and I had to share. Today, on Instagram, Tess Munster (one of my idols) LIKED one of my photos! Which is pretty fucking rad. But more awesome is WHICH photo she liked. I won't keep you in suspense. It was dis one!

Yes, I do own Glitzy the Pig earrings.  Yes, Tess Munster got down on that. #winningatearringsandlifeingeneralbutprobablyjustfortoday