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Sunday, 31 August 2014

What Did They Get Me? MA-LI-BU BARBIE.

So it's Job Interview week on Aussie Curves, and (I swear this wasn't intentional) but whilst everyone else is going super-realistic "this is what I would wear to an interview in my industry", I seized the opportunity to pretend i'm some sort of corporate hotshot and dress accordingly.

Brace yourself for my 'Gallery Owner Realness'...

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And just because I couldn't help myself...
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Big thanks to my love, Sam, for the photos. We actually took a whole shitload of photos and then realised we hadn't put the SD card back in the camera!! Silly kids. 

Apologies if nobody gets this post's title. It's an Addams Family Values reference. I couldn't help myself. Some of these faces are so severe, I think there may be a beautiful psychopath hiding not too far beneath the surface...

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OUTFIT DETAILS

Top: City Chic
Leggings: 17 Sundays
Shoes: Girl Express (procured at Savers, and no I cannot walk in them)
Earrings: Lovisa
Bag: Cab 55
Lipstick: Lime Crime / Wicked

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Sunday, 6 July 2014

Hag in a Black Leather Jacket (Aussie Curves)

Ermagerd what a week! The first of my uni break, but it was barely even noticeable. With the exception of yesterday, in which I spent the entire day in bed watching The Nanny and Ru Paul's Drag Race. Life ain't all bad!

This week's Aussie Curves challenge was leather. It was also the first time in a long time that I wasn't hanging out with Sam to do photos, and it was not nearly as much fun. Sam, my love, come back to me!

(Note: Sam and I aren't really a couple, and he did not leave me. Just yet.)

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It's kind of hard to tell in some of these photos, but these are the snazzy wet look leggings from 17 Sundays.  I wanted these so much after I saw them at the CCR and they really haven't disappointed. They are quite firm, and not quite as elastic-y as traditional leggings, but I expected that based on the looks of them. My favourite thing about them is that they are worn quite high-waisted, which is a big plus for me in terms of comfort factor.

This was my first purchase from 17 Sundays, and it was such a good one. The ladies there are so damn lovely, and really super passionate about PS fashion and the industry in general. <3 <3

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Top: City Chic

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I often feel a bit self conscious about my booty - I wish I had more of it.
But these leggings make me feel pretty damn bootylicious. 
They cling in all the right places.

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This jacket is from Target years and years ago, and is actually an everyday item of mine.
I wear it when I ride my scooter.

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This is said scooter, her name is Black Betty II - also known as "Thief Repellent"
because her predecessor was stolen last year. Jerks.
Also - heaps better photo of the leggings.

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I gave my Dr Martens a makeover this week!
Leather stripper and leather paint from the shoe repair man - total cost $15.

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Please pretend i'm not in my driveway, i'm just being totally badass.

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Wanna ride?

It was so epically cool to meet some Aussie Curves ladies at Tess Munster's Meet & Greet this week! It was such a fun night, and seriously - the room was just PACKED with amazing babes in phenomenal outfits. Filled my heart with joy and love. 

Thanks to those of you who stuck around to see my band, Zombie Scooter Club. We wrote a song called What Would Tess Do, and although I forgot to ask someone to film it, I think the lady herself did! I'ma see if I can get a copy, cos I think anyone who is a hardcore fangirl will totally be able to relate ;)

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Photo courtesy of an amazing babe I met that night, Catalina Colie.
You should follow her on instagam HERE

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