Beat It, Creep! (Aussie Curves)

Oh man, what a week! What a COUPLE of weeks! So Sam and I finished our uni course on Friday. We're going to be starting a new design course in August, so it ain't the end, but it was still a magical feeling.

To celebrate, we had a date day AND night! After handing in our last assessment, we went for a stroll along the Yarra river, and stopped in at Merrywells for burgers and cherry coke floats with vanilla vodka. If you're in Melbourne, seriously – do yourself a favour and GO THERE. It's all kinds of nom.

This jacket was getting some love on Instagram earlier in the week.

It's just a Kmart coat, with a piece of faux-fur I picked up from H&M. 

I'm so super excited to FINALLY blog about this amazing shirt I got a while ago. I've wanted the time to do it justice, and also it's pretty fitting for the Aussie Curves theme of “Date Night” - I basically live by the creed “beat it, creep” when it comes to dating and smelly boys :)

Also, John Waters is my everything. This shirt makes me so happy!

I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt!

This is my first purchase from Candy Strike, and let me tell you – I can't wait to get more of their stuff! The quality is incredible, I LOVE the uniqueness of all her designs, and most importantly: I adore supporting independent designers. That is so important to me.

"You mean you swapped me? For a MILK MAID?"

You'll have to forigve my need to photoshop all these photos. It's just that, I love this outfit so much – it's probably my favourite right now. I wanted to go nuts and have fun with these snaps. Speaking of which, big eternal love and thanks to Sam for being such a babin' photographer.

Skirt: City Chic

Tights: Target MODA

Boots: Dr Martens

I think it's important that ya'll know what a graceful and delicate bitch I am. 

Obvs.

"Be a nudie cutie, make good money to booty!"

If I was to make a gif of this, I think you could almost make out me doing my best Wanda impersonation. I was actually saying "beat it, creep" with my best, badass snarl.

Lipstick: my favourite Velvetine, Black Velvet

Earrings came from Quick Brown Fox though i've also seen then at Kinki Gerlinki

Cleaver Ring (with broken off handle!): Kreepsville 666

So, aside from all this craziness and excitement, I've got one other doozy. If we're IG friends, you already know, but - MY BAND IS PLAYING AT TESS MUNSTER'S MELBOURNE MEET & GREET! I've kind of been worried that it's been seen as some form of nepotism, since I did organise the event. BUT I did try to get other bands to play, they just weren't able to. So - Zombie Scooter Club stepped in. I'm still waiting, but there'll possibly still be one very special guest playing after us, so you will definitely want to stick around and have a few drinks. 

I'm really excited to meet a few of the lovely Aussie Curves ladies there! Please say hi!! :) 

Hillbilly Club Kid (Aussie Curves)

ZOMG! One more week of uni left! I can be more than just an Aussie Curves blogger again. Eeeeeee!

Speaking of which, the theme this week was Denim. I actually only own 1 piece of denim, and I wore it HERE for the picnic challenge. So I decided to do something different with it...

On the odd occasion that I get asked to define my style, I honestly can't. Here's an example of why:

I call this look "Hillbilly Club Kid".

And yes, I did wear this to school. 

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. But CANDY WOULD.

Melbourne is a whee bit nippy this time of year. Velvet jacket is a must.

I would seriously live in these overalls if they had a crotch flap for peeing. 

Stoop taking phootoos of me. NEVER.

When all else fails - zipper earrings.

Shoes by TUK.

The rest was thrifted.

Jewellery from Thailand. 

xx

You Make Me Feel Like a Natural... CAT LADY! (Aussie Curves)

I feel a bit disappointed that my blogging life at present is only Aussie Curves challenges. But hey, they're really fun themes, so I can't complain! This week is "Nature", and you know what's a part of nature? Animals! And you know which is the best animal? CATS! So you know which is the best dress? My Hooked on a Feline dress from Modcloth! (Sorry ya'll, it's heaps sold out)

My gay lover Sam and I had approximately 5 mins to do these photos, because life is CUHRAZY BUSAY right now. We didn't even have time to try and find real nature to get natural in! A florist counts, right?

Meow meow meow?

Dress: Modcloth

Tights: City Chic

Vest: Thrifted

Ears: Modcloth

Bona fide Cat Lady. Purrr

Spots, Spots, the Loveable Spots (Aussie Curves)

SPOTS!

You should be pleased, I resisted the urge to try and find a way to dress like this:


Instead, I pulled out one of my favourite dresses and #werked it in the Flinders St Subway. It's from Hey Fatty, and I freakin' love it.


All week, any time i've seen a lady in polka dots i've wanted to run up and ask her if she's an Aussie Curves Babe. Anybody else felt that way?

Tights: last season's Moda range by Target

Just popped into Sticky Institute to use their typewriters. To type... nothing.

Seriously, this dress makes me feel like Joan of Mad Men. 

I mean, redheads are awesome. 

I want to be Christina Hendricks.

Thanks for stopping by another week of "Kobi's Display of Laughable Photoshop Skills"!
Edit: I totally just realised this week's challenge was actually "POLKA DOTS" not spots. So, that whole Spot the Dog joke is kind of extra stupid. Enjoy a laugh at my expense! I know I am :) 

Spike Me! (Aussie Curves)

You know I have love to bend these rules, don't you? Well, I went for a literal interpretation of the Aussie Curves theme 'Spike'. And I also went for a more... umm... * hot * interpretation.

I won't give you any clues. Maybe you'll work it out?

SPIKES!

You have already seen this top HERE but it's definitely rad enough to 

make another appearance. 

My boots are Demonia

Skirt is the City Chic Laser Cut - one item of my recent (amazing) sale haul

Bloodied cleaver accessories by Kreepsville 666

Necklace loaned by Sam, who also takes most of my photos 

and is a radtastic friend <3 <3

HAPPY DANCE!